Ok so you can say this is a humor blog but I'll reblog a little bit of everything. Other stuff about me: I'm 21, like HP, Lady Gaga, Grey's Anatomy, Greek, Glee, Weeds, PENTATONIX, AHS, and TWD, The Office, New Girl, Arrested Development...and other things

 

louisloveszayn:

what are you even supposed to do when you meet zayn ??? bow?? applaud?? apologize?? 

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

(Source: justinbiebergoth)

mybelovedone-myyellowrose:

Here we go… it’s not the best thing ever, but at least I finally made something for my favorite bearded bass’ birthday :)

lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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daddyleglongs:

I DONT FUCKING GET IT. HOW IN THE FUCK IS THIS AN ADAM SANDLER MEME? HE NEVER SAID THAT. 

IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE HIM SAYING IT? OR AM I SUPPOSED TO READ IT IN HIS VOICE? THIS SHIT MAKES ME SO MAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

daddyleglongs:

I DONT FUCKING GET IT. HOW IN THE FUCK IS THIS AN ADAM SANDLER MEME? HE NEVER SAID THAT.

IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE HIM SAYING IT? OR AM I SUPPOSED TO READ IT IN HIS VOICE? THIS SHIT MAKES ME SO MAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

(Source: fuckinq)