Ok so you can say this is a humor blog but I'll reblog a little bit of everything. Other stuff about me: I'm 21, like HP, Lady Gaga, Grey's Anatomy, Greek, Glee, Weeds, PENTATONIX, AHS, and TWD, The Office, New Girl, Arrested Development...and other things

 

slutty-granny:

tennants-hair:

feeble-lion-turtle:

when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry

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ah, one of Earth’s traditional ballads

I love how it looks like she really needs to concentrate on winking and even then, she doesn’t do it quiite right

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

Friend: go ask

Me: no you go ask

Friend: no you

Me: fine can i have ketchup

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

(Source: 40ozbaka)

Anonymous asked
should college be free?

orgasm:

is this a question omg obviously 

themusicisyourmaster:

don’t fuck with me like this we all know this shit isn’t going to be rationed unless you’re on a deserted fucking island what the fuck skittles are you trying me because I’ll pour your bag of assorted rainbow oval candies down my throat quicker than you can apologize for your sorry ass packaging damn skittles got me all fired up this isn’t what I pay taxes for so don’t fucking joke around about things like this skittles

forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator)

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5)