I be twerking 24/7.
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
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how to graduate high school
- flush the toilet
- wash your hands
when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy
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Jesse Eisenberg Wants You To Know He’s Smarter Than You (x)
more than one person has said they didn’t have access to this video in their country, and the world needs to see this, so here you go!
omgfh he acts just like he did in the social network i cant breathe hes such an ass
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z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
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My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
